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Song Parodies -> "Horny Sigourney"

Original Song Title:

"Bony Moronie"

Original Performer:

Sha Na na

Parody Song Title:

"Horny Sigourney"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This effort was triggered by Claude Prez's phrase "horny Sigourney" But then again, what red blooded American male wouldn't be triggered by the words --"horny Sigourney" ....... Amiright, huh .. Amiright?
I had a whirl with a horny Sigourney
She's in the middle of a ghoulish reforming
Ought to see her growl and float when possessed by Zuul
She's not very sweet and her roar is cruel
But I love her, she loves me
O how happy sub-creatures are we
Making love under gaze of a spectral beast

Well she told Vinz Clortho and she told me too
There is no Dana, there is only Zuul
Well, I wanna key mast her, but her mind's befogged
And I gotta be OK that right now she's a dog
But I love her, she loves me
Oh how dangerous we can be
Making love on a slab in a spectral keep

She's my one and only, she's a real Gatekeeper
She's a real go getter, says "Take me, Sub-creature"
Everyone's scared when my baby floats by
She pants like a beast, and she rolls up her eyes
But I love her, she loves me
Oh what loving subcreatures are we
Making love during the Destructor spree

Yes, I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Making love under cat/dog harmony

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - November 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Claude Prez is gonna LOVE this! I have to admit that I like it a whole lot too!
Claude Prez - November 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Holy crap, yes I do! And thanks to all the research I did very recently, I think I caught all the references -- my favorite was the dog/cat line at the end. But my favorite part overall was the "key mast her/ she's a dog bit". But the whole thing was great; definitely throwing it on my Top Ten pile (do you ever visit the Song Parody Contest forum on the message board? You should check it out)
Agrimorfee - November 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Q:"Do you want this body?" A:"Is this a trick question?" security code YAH. 555 photon streams.
CML - November 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks all ... Ghostbusters is a great topic to spoof. So many great iconic lines thay you can work in to your parody to great effect
CML - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Bonus couplet -- Well she's my Keeper of Gates and I wanna key mast her ........ But I gotta be on guard for the Bible disaster

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