Song Parodies -> Pimple Cream
| Original Song Title: | "Licking Cream" |
| Original Performer: | Sevendust |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pimple Cream" |
| Parody Written by: | wdh |
The countdown to 50 parodies continues, this being number 49....it's about pimples, if you couldn't figure it out. Dedicated to teenagers and Pimple Cream everywhere
You are a teen
The years of hell
And now you need
Pimple Cream, not swell
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
Atop your nose
A pimple grows
Look like Rudolph
That really blows
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
So many zits....
[repeat]
You want to look good
Like most normal guys should
But your face is full
Of many a pimple
Oh, why, oh why, why?
You just want to die
Your only hope, only dream
Is the can of pimple cream
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
So many zits....
[repeat]
The years of hell
And now you need
Pimple Cream, not swell
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
Atop your nose
A pimple grows
Look like Rudolph
That really blows
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
So many zits....
[repeat]
You want to look good
Like most normal guys should
But your face is full
Of many a pimple
Oh, why, oh why, why?
You just want to die
Your only hope, only dream
Is the can of pimple cream
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
So many zits....
[repeat]
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Don't know the original.....but very funny! Nice job!
The upside of pimples, you can go to Star Trek Conventions without having to spend hours putting on makeup to look like a Viidian or Klingon. Zit-pop and prosper!
sir i re to you iam pimple plobealm tonext 1 month ago iam rec to you
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