-> "A Russian Vicar of Bray"
Original Song Title:
"The Vicar of Bray"
Parody Song Title:
"A Russian Vicar of Bray"
Parody Written by:
Jack Doughty
The Lyrics
Joe Stalin in his day inspired
Mikhalkov to a lyric.
For the National Anthem he required
A Stalin panegyric.
To Aleksandrov's solemn knell,
He chanted Stalin's praises.
When Stalin died and went to Hell,
These words too went to blazes.
(Chorus:)
For these are the words that he maintains -
Let everybody scan them:
"Whoever in Russia holds the reins,
Mikhalkov writes the Anthem."
For many years the Anthem had
No lyric whatsoever,
But Brezhnev thought this was too bad,
And called for new endeavour.
Mikhalkov stepped into the breach
To praise the Soviet Union
In phrases to inspire and teach
A communist communion.
(Chorus)
The Soviet Union passed away,
And then the rule was broken.
No Aleksandrov melody;
Mikhalkov's words unspoken.
A different anthem for a while
Was Mother Russia's theme song,
But no-one much admired its style.
It was nobody's dream song.
(Chorus)
When Putin, former KGB,
Put Russia back on track, sir,
He thought that he would like to see
The former tune brought back, sir.
The old words would no longer do,
The earlier ones were worse, sir.
So who could write the words anew?
Why, Mikhalkov, of course, sir!
(Chorus)
Mikhalkov's words, or so he says,
Date back to 53, sir.
I wonder if he pulls our legs?
It seems that way to me, sir.
"Our native land preserved by God"
Back then would not have done, sir.
He could have faced a firing squad
For that small bit of fun, sir.
(Chorus)
Now Russia's his prevailing note,
Not Party, nor yet Stalin.
Unlike the earlier words he wrote,
No-one finds these appalling.
His borrowed theme from "Wide My Land"
Shows some lack of invention,
But who can doubt the Master's grand
"Pro Patria" intention?
(Chorus)
To Putin and his middle path,
Twixt communists and con men,
He will forevermore hold faith,
While he relies upon them.
If this regime should go awry,
And Putin's power should falter,
Mikhalkov will be standing by,
The Anthem's words to alter.
(Chorus)
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