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Song Parodies -> "Weird Jap Toys- Who would Use?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Weird Jap Toys- Who would Use?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Ten truly bizarre toys from Japan.
Weird Jap toys- who would use?
Out of line...
Obama action figure, cool?
Multi-head and hands comes with
Ninja swords in Oval Office?
Russian Roulette toy gun- who'd buy it?
Roadkill cat toy with guts on the ground
Then there's human waste plushies!
Crying dolls, needle in arms, make sad sounds!
Weird Jap toys- who would use?
Out of line...
Such sick minds
Devil Cat new
RC Centipede moves
Face Bank, coins it consumes
Humping Dog toy is so untamed
But the worst to come
Is an obscenity
Baby in a Microwave!!!
What's wrong with the Japanese?
Weird Jap toys- who would use?
Such sick minds
(Even the Emperor would not be pleased)
Out of line...
Obama action figure, cool?
Multi-head and hands comes with
Ninja swords in Oval Office?
Russian Roulette toy gun- who'd buy it?
Roadkill cat toy with guts on the ground
Then there's human waste plushies!
Crying dolls, needle in arms, make sad sounds!
Weird Jap toys- who would use?
Out of line...
Such sick minds
Devil Cat new
RC Centipede moves
Face Bank, coins it consumes
Humping Dog toy is so untamed
But the worst to come
Is an obscenity
Baby in a Microwave!!!
What's wrong with the Japanese?
Weird Jap toys- who would use?
Such sick minds
(Even the Emperor would not be pleased)
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