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Song Parodies -> "Incident on Ni'hau"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Incident on Ni'hau"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Little-known is an incident that occurred on the Hawaiian island Ni'hau after a second wave IJN Japanese pilot crashed his Zero and got the assistance of 3 Japanese locals to attempt war with the civilian population. Although captured, the assistance allowed him to escape and gather weapons in an attempt to hold hostages. Two Hawaiian males attacked him and eventually killed him. This action helped influence the decision to intern Japanese in camps. One Japanese conspirator committed suicide while the other two were sent to camps.
Incident on Ni'hau
Surprise!
IJN pilot crashed his Zero
Retained his gun
December 7, '41
Was captured as a bandit
Locals heard attack had gone down
Translators acted "funny"
Helped him to escape and rebound
(Collected weapons around town)
Incident on Ni'hau
Surprise!
Pilot survived
From Hiryu
From wave two
A6M2
Crashed on an island
Didn't despair
Helped by Japanese
Took matters into his own hands
Dreaded enemy
Incident on Ni'hau
Surprise!
Killed by Ben Kanahele
Surprise!
IJN pilot crashed his Zero
Retained his gun
December 7, '41
Was captured as a bandit
Locals heard attack had gone down
Translators acted "funny"
Helped him to escape and rebound
(Collected weapons around town)
Incident on Ni'hau
Surprise!
Pilot survived
From Hiryu
From wave two
A6M2
Crashed on an island
Didn't despair
Helped by Japanese
Took matters into his own hands
Dreaded enemy
Incident on Ni'hau
Surprise!
Killed by Ben Kanahele
Kanahele received the Order of Merit and Purple Heart for being injured. The Japanese pilot was Nishikaichi Shigenori.
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I remember reading about this incident. Didn't the big Hawaiian kill the pilot by slamming his head into a stone fence? Another little-known incident of WWII.
Ben threw the pilot into a stone wall after being shot with the pilot's pistol 3 times. His wife Ella then hit the pilot over the head with a large rock. Ben finished him off by slitting the pilots throat with a knife! I assume the pistol was a Nambu...
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