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Song Parodies -> "Ugh, Undigested Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Ugh, Undigested Food"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I'll let the doctors here review this. Just wanted to work in the word barborygmus!!!
Ugh, undigested food
Stomach rumbles, whines

Barborygmus in no good
Bowel sounds distractin'
Gas and fluids reactin'

Peristalsis in action
Moves food around
Stomach, small intestine
Gotta break the food down
(Chyme liquid pushed further around)

Ugh, undigested food
Stomach rumbles, whines
Gastrointestinal bind

Food mouth-to-anus moved
Throat, stomach, intestines too
Usually flows smooth
But other times a slowing persists (some bits)
Hunger also, gastric despair
Empty, reverberation repeats
Help! Need a Gastroenterologist!!!

Stethoscope hearing
Ugh, undigested food
Stomach rumbles, whines
(Bowel sounds normal, but disgusting)
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Max Power - March 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Even moreso with high fiber diet, they're really hard to digest and you know what happens. Then there's the laxatives which causes the release to occur sooner than it should have, I know from experience...*shudder*
Herr Doktor - March 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Your bile, which is essential for your digestion, episodically leaks on to these pages. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
Herr Doktor's Asst - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Ugh, undigestable spoof! BOrborygmi, almost always used in plural form is the word, if you want one. Very limited diagnostic value, present or absent (e.g. post-operatively). This sketchy effort is a borborism.
Rob Arndt - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
True, a misspelling. Thanks for the correction. I do better with Milspeak and Technolang ;-)

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