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Song Parodies -> "Agents Tried Magpul"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Agents Tried Magpul"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

It seems that the US Secret Service is NOT getting the new Magpul FMG-9 after all...
Agents tried Magpul
SMG 9

They tried out new folder techno
10" well-hidden
20" extendin'

Easy to handle it
Box mag- 32 rounds
Polymer framing
Empty, weighed a mere 17 oz

(Thus proving that the concept was sound)

Agents tried Magpul
Fine SMG 9
Like MP-5

Covert use
Some carried two
Good reviews
But a flaw in design
Unfolding scare
Not so easy
Took much more time

(Pres life on the line)

Not to be
Agents tried Magpul
Fine SMG
(Still cling to MPs and P-90s)

MPs refer to MP-5A3, SD, K while the P-90 is made by FN. Both are 9x19 mm

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Patrick - February 12, 2015 - Report this comment
The Kansas City, Kansas cops have some sort of .40 caliber SMG, but I can't remember which one. During the ammo shortages, .40 was always available, but there were times you couldn't find 9mm.
Rob Arndt - February 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Probably a variant MP-5/40 or Colt AR /M-16 .40 variant. Taurus makes a MT-9 that also has a MT-40 variant. The latest SMG I find interesting is the Evo-Scorpion. HK is looking back into caseless again, so maybe a future MP-11??? With the new HK MP-7, however, PDWs look to eliminate SMGs altogether...

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