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Song Parodies -> "Assassinated You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Assassinated You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This one I don’t know if Patrick has ever heard of, the M-BO-3 CIA pneumatic dart gun that induced heart attacks and cancer all over S America in the 1970s- present day. The father of weaponized cancer was former American Cancer Society President Dr. Aton Oschner who went to work for the CIA under covert cancer research. His ideas were put into a weapon made by Charles Senseny at Fort Dietrich, in Maryland. The gun fired a poison laced dart the size of a human hair and ¼” long. When fired the dart hit at such speed as to feel like a tiny mosquito bite and only left a small red dot mark on the skin like an insect would. So, many S American leaders that spoke up against the US and other agitators were hot with this device and developed several forms of cancer: lymphatic, stomach, throat, colon, lung, and other cancers that killed leaders such as: Dilma Rouseff, Luiz Inacio Lula de Silva, Nestor Kirchner, Fidel Castro, Fernando Lugo, and so on… maybe even Hugo Chavez! The Russian KGB also developed the Bulgarian Umbrella Gun with help from Bulgarian Secret Service to kill dissident writers and other targets. That fired a small pellet. And of course, the Russians used Polonium-210 in tea to kill Alexander Litvinenko (sp?). It is believed that the Israelis also killed Yasser Arafat with Polonium-210! The US weapons fall under US designation WMDP- Weapon of Mass Depopulation with over 50 programs designed to kill masses of people in a new World War. Scarier are Israeli types of research involving genetic markers to kill Arabs specifically w/o harm to non-Arabs!!! It is one thing to try bombs to kill drugs like marijuana and opium (as the UK and US has tried)… but induced cancer? To do that they have to be SS-minded. Japanese in WW2 and even before used bio-weapons on the Chinese and the Germans tested a desiccator gas called “Brown Sugar” (Eng) on Jewish concentration camp inmates. Germans also produced nerve agents Sarin, Somen, and Tabun, the first of which has been used postwar many times against Iranians, citizens of Tokyo, and lately-Syrians.
Assassinated you
cancer-tied

“Weaponized Cancer“, dream come true
Dr. Oschner
He was the father

CIA worked on it
A solution was found
Small dart gun was deadly
Dart: width of a hair, quarter-inch, sound

[Mosquito “bite” feel, red dot skin mound]

Assassinated you
Was cancer-tied
Gun tried

‘70s tool
Poison fuel
Killed a few
S American tyrants
Were unaware
The targeting of
Com(mie) Presidents

[and dissidents]

M-BO-3
Assassinated you
Was cancer-tied
(Beat security)
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