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Song Parodies -> "Smashing Through The Snow"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Santa Claus
Parody Song Title:
"Smashing Through The Snow"
Parody Written by:
Soleil
The Lyrics
Smashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis,
Through the forest we go,
Crashing into trees!
Snow is turning red,
I think I'm gonna die...
All I want for Christmas is a
Bullet through my eye!
Ohh...
Jingle Bells, jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolf took a 2 by 4 and shot him in the head...
Ohh...
Barbie doll, barbie doll, tried to save his life...
But G. I. Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
On a pair of broken skis,
Through the forest we go,
Crashing into trees!
Snow is turning red,
I think I'm gonna die...
All I want for Christmas is a
Bullet through my eye!
Ohh...
Jingle Bells, jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolf took a 2 by 4 and shot him in the head...
Ohh...
Barbie doll, barbie doll, tried to save his life...
But G. I. Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
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