-> "Murder and Mayhem"
Original Song Title:
"The Limerick Song"
Parody Song Title:
"Murder and Mayhem"
Elmer Fudd, a myopic fanatic,
Dreamed new schemes based on urgings ecstatic:
With a web-purchased gun, he
Could 'wub out' Bugs Bunny
In bursts of firepower automatic.
Here's the graveplot of secretive Gary,
Who, with weapon concealed, was quite chary;
But the chain of Pam's locket
Got caught in his pocket —
The upshot resulting was scary.
It's a myst'ry where they've buried Perry,
Whom those gangsters dispatched on a ferry.
And we've not yet inferred
Where his corpse is interred?
Let us query it over a sherry.
Bad advice killed belligerent Barry:
Friends advised he must try concealed carry.
In a duel by épée,
His cloak got in the way —
Couldn't counter a thrust with a parry.
Heard the grizzly report about Maurie?
Torn remains were unearthed in the quarry.
It appears that a bear
Somehow wandered in there;
That's the heart-rending 'rest of the story'.
On All-Saints'-Day, a jest that's suggestive:
Cemetarians' charges grow restive.
Can we face with aplomb
A mass uprising zom-
-bie, infesting our trick-or-treat festive?
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