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Song Parodies -> "If I Had The Lights"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had Two Hearts"

Original Performer:

Ryan Hurd

Parody Song Title:

"If I Had The Lights"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about there are Christmas lights in it.
How can you make it look so jingling
Leavin' like you did
How am I supposed to shine on
With you gone like this
They tell me I should light it back up
And give it away to somebody new
But it don't work that way
'Cause you only get one true light, girl
And that was you

If I had the lights
One wouldn't be broken
If I had the lights
One would still be mine
On my sleeve out in the open knowing the bellsI'd be fine
But if I had one more to give you bell I know what I'd do
Oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh, Oh
I'd let you break that one, too
Right in two

I'd leave the trees wide open
And open a bottle of sparks
And then I'd let you lead me on
Baby one more time
Girl, I'd give you all my house
Let you back in
Mess me up and do it all snows
Even though I know exactly how this ends

If I had the lights
One wouldn't be broken
If I had the lights
One would still be mine
On my sleeve out in the Christmas knowing someday I'd be fine
But if I had one more to give you baby I know what I'd bell
Oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh, Oh
I'd let you break that one, too

Right into a Christmas gifts on the floor
What's the difference
I can't fix this
I just don't wanna be the times anymore, yeah

If I had the lights
One wouldn't be broken
If I had the lights
One would still be mine
On my bells out in the open knowing someday I'd be fine
But if I had one more to give you baby I know what I'd do
Oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh, Oh
I'd let you break that one, too
Right in two
Well have a merry Christmas everybody!

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