Oh, listen to the whimper,
The cryin', and the whine
Even too dang scared to piddle
On a tire or a sign
His bark is so pathetic,
kinda' like a sick sea gull
A crazy combination,
Our Wimpish Canine Bull

He's a mixture of Toy Poodle,
With a Pit Bull and Shar-Pei
Some Chihuahua and Dalmation,
Plus a little bit Hound a' Grey
Add to this a Cocker Spaniel,
And a Husky built to pull
All good genes, but none have blessed,
Our Wimpish Canine Bull

He's mostly brown with black feet,
Some grey and one white spot
Other dogs in town ignore him,
Give a quick little sniff, then trot
We named him, "Oops" for these mistakes,
No dog is quite as dull,
What a contradiction,
Our Wimpish Canine Bull

Then come one day last Winter,
We had to thank that pup
When our house caught on fire,
Little Oopsie woke us up,
Now, his squeaky bark is welcome,
With love, our hearts are full,
And around his neck's a medal,
He's Our Bravest Canine Bull...