It's amazing how you can speak with a fart
Without making a sound you can light up the dark
Try as I may I could never explain
What I smell when I don't hear a thing

The smell in the air lets me know that you're near me
There's a look in your eyes saying you didn't see me
The touch of your hand let's me know that you just let one fall
You smell the worst, when I hear nothing at all

All day long I can hear people farting out loud
But when you drop one Dear, you drown out the crowd
Try as they may they can never define
What's been said between your arse and mine

The smell in the air lets me know that you're near me
There's a look in your eyes saying you didn't see me
The touch of your hand let's me know that you just let one fall
But You smell the worst, when I hear nothing at all

The smell in the air lets me know that you're near me
There's a look in your eyes saying you didn't see me
The touch of your hand let's me know that you just let one fall
You smell the worst, when I hear nothing at all

You smell the worst when I hear nothing at all
You smell the worst when I hear nothing at all

The smile on your face
The look in your eyes
The touch of your hand
Let's me know that you're near me