I can hear Alfalpha of "The Little Rascals", singing this! 5's for number 2!!

Ode to a great relief! Talk about dropping some friends at the pool! You know one of the boys I used to work with told me a joke: "I gave birth to a baby boy 5 minutes ago...It's brown...So I flushed him in the toilet...When nature calls, I gotta answer it!" LOL! I echo Mark's comment. 555.

LMAO on this one!!!!!...555...As someone who has "Caved In To The Bathroom Humor", however, I can only say you'll be lucky to get off without any one-bombs on this one!

Any song that makes fun of "Makin' Whoopie" is fine with me.

strangely charming considering the subject

You complained about Poomaster? You did him proud.

Thanks, Mark...you're right Alfalfa could've done it...but not in those days...codes too strict...and thanks, Christie, and Leo..true..expect some...and thanks. SOTM, alvin, and 2Eag...I never complained about poomaster...some weren't bad...I just don't like a poo parody done too graphically..so I try to leave out gross details...

I thought that was hilarious

Great title switch ... and soooo glad to know ya washed yer hands! Listen to the Fives: plop...plop...plop

Thanks, Andy...and Tommy..good play on Turtle

I like it

Thanks, Gari J

Bodily function parodies are fine as long as the graphic details are left to the imagination. Anyone who gets graphic with bathroom parodies probably would take toilet paper to a crap game. It takes some smarts to make these fun to read and you did it with this one Farce. Because of the subject matter I should give you 3 number two's, but what the heck 3 fives turned upside down look a lot like twos. And you got me right off the bat when I read the title.

Q: What is the name of an ASStronaut's favorite planet?
A: Poopiter.

Q: Which planet do ASStronauts use TP the most?
A: Uranus.

Thanks, Guy...clever comments...and I like your pun riddles..

< ! ! ! > . . . just what would Rough/Ready RayC say, Sir ?

Number two favorite of the day

Thanks, LCC, and PMS...