-> "Scared to the Death"
Original Song Title:
"Cielito Lindo"
Original Performer:
Quirino Mendoza
Parody Song Title:
"Scared to the Death"
The Lyrics
I am a dog warder, not far from the border
My fortune to be had I was thinking.
Then me new hombres they started to drinking.
And they started cause me disorder!
Chorus: Ay ay ay ay ay! I am so muerto!
They pulled out there rifles,
with many a-stifles.
I am a scared to the death!
Their bullets start flying, I thought was dying
They were screaming their heads in a rage
And shooting a twenty-four gauge!
What was the use of that which is trying?
Chorus: Ay ay ay ay ay! I am muerto!
With all the guns flaring
Why tempt fate with daring?
I am a scared to the death.
Then past bout' hour, they're minds grew so sour,
They collapsed in a heap on the ground!
Then in my spare pocket I found
My cellphone with just enough power.
Chorus: Ay ay ay ay! I am so happy!
Those gun-totting gringos!
Will soon known my lingo.
I am a-calling the feds!
No sooner I called, was the man quite appalled
And ran there as fast as a birdy!
Justice would be dealt, he assured me
But then he asked for my green card.
Chorus: Ay ay ay ay! I was arrested!
The men got a way!
And I couldn't stay.
And I am still poor as the grave!
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