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Song Parodies -> "Scared to the Death"

Original Song Title:

"Cielito Lindo"

Original Performer:

Quirino Mendoza

Parody Song Title:

"Scared to the Death"

Parody Written by:

GarrettM.

The Lyrics

Was kann ich sagen? Ich macht das für die lulz. Ja, und ich bin sehr kreativ weil ich bin nur so, dass fantastisch. Comments in English please.
I am a dog warder, not far from the border
My fortune to be had I was thinking.
Then me new hombres they started to drinking.
And they started cause me disorder!

Chorus: Ay ay ay ay ay! I am so muerto!
They pulled out there rifles,
with many a-stifles.
I am a scared to the death!

Their bullets start flying, I thought was dying
They were screaming their heads in a rage
And shooting a twenty-four gauge!
What was the use of that which is trying?

Chorus: Ay ay ay ay ay! I am muerto!
With all the guns flaring
Why tempt fate with daring?
I am a scared to the death.

Then past bout' hour, they're minds grew so sour,
They collapsed in a heap on the ground!
Then in my spare pocket I found
My cellphone with just enough power.

Chorus: Ay ay ay ay! I am so happy!
Those gun-totting gringos!
Will soon known my lingo.
I am a-calling the feds!

No sooner I called, was the man quite appalled
And ran there as fast as a birdy!
Justice would be dealt, he assured me
But then he asked for my green card.

Chorus: Ay ay ay ay! I was arrested!
The men got a way!
And I couldn't stay.
And I am still poor as the grave!

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Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Garrett - Gracias for using this song. This corrido is one sad "tail". ;D

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