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Song Parodies -> "Common Seattle"

Original Song Title:

"Common People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pulp

Parody Song Title:

"Common Seattle"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I met this chick
She had a 34th for knowledge
She studied PSHE in Pretoria
just when I, liked Pulp Fiction

She said that her arse was sexy No one wanted to smell it now
Just I was around
Are we so sure

I wanna live like Seattle people
I wanna do like Kurt Cobain's ID Never fail the Seattle people
Just remember when MSN failed OJ, you are a singer

I don't remember Grange Hill
Even though i'm Zammo now
(BRIDGE):
Cos everyone knows Miley Cyrus When I know who Bob Mould is Husker Du

I never greet like Seattle people
I never waste like Americans do Never fail like Britpop's over
You were the Scottish one in PE A dance, a tusk, and a Kurt
Cos Cobain is no longer here

Cos Americans love me so much They say i'm like a ''Weird Al'' though
(who is Bob Rivers, eh)
I know I'll have Mastodon on
'Crack The Skye' was not reality Neither was it real

But you better wash your eyes
But you better seed your legs
Cos they sing 'Temptation'
New Order's one, not Heaven 17
But you never say you're real
When you're all Kiwis
Who watch Ashes win cricket
If we read what to the Kiwis now
Never dread like Seattle people
Never guide like Hitler read now Never fail like the cast of Punk'd Ashton, you better dare it son
So I'll never read it now
Cuz Demi's in Sheffield now

Never read like Seattle people do Never read the Daily Telegraph Never read like Seattle people do Never fail like infinite sadness is Never fail like Kelly Osbourne was
Was (la, la, la, la, la)
Was (la, la, la, la, la)
Was (la, la, la, la, la)
Yeah we know

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