I've got no breasts to hold me down
To knock me out or trip me down
Don't have those things as you can see
There are no tits on me

Hi-ho the mer-i-o
Never have been so carefree
I want the world to know
Jiggle never worries me

I've got no breasts so I can run
And not get hit by those big ones
My whole T shirt's what you can see
There are no tits on me

For bigger breasts I do not wish
My cup size is more like a dish
yeah, yeah, yeah
I've heard that too
Enlarge my bust for you? (No way!)

I have no breasts
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Those big bazooms are so blah-blah
When you get old you'll surely see
You wish you were like me

Flo-rida center for
Cosmetic Surgery
O-ver ten thousand bucks
Do I look like Bill Gates III? (Hey!)