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Song Parodies -> "I've Got No Breasts"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got No Strings"

Original Performer:

Pinocchio

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got No Breasts"

Parody Written by:

Lenny Quites

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to the young and the breastless like myself. Don't be scared to be flat chested and proud!
I've got no breasts to hold me down
To knock me out or trip me down
Don't have those things as you can see
There are no tits on me

Hi-ho the mer-i-o
Never have been so carefree
I want the world to know
Jiggle never worries me

I've got no breasts so I can run
And not get hit by those big ones
My whole T shirt's what you can see
There are no tits on me

For bigger breasts I do not wish
My cup size is more like a dish
yeah, yeah, yeah
I've heard that too
Enlarge my bust for you? (No way!)

I have no breasts
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Those big bazooms are so blah-blah
When you get old you'll surely see
You wish you were like me

Flo-rida center for
Cosmetic Surgery
O-ver ten thousand bucks
Do I look like Bill Gates III? (Hey!)

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