My door is locked, I'm stayin' home.
I hear you standin' outside the door,
Don't come in, I'm trying to get by
My head is achin' and it's early morn
I take a break to look at porn
I'm all by my lonesome, but I'm doin' fine

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Go leave me, don't bother me
Maybe you can e-mail me
Turn down the TV and please hold the phone
'Cause I'm workin', on a webpage
Don't know when I'll be free again
Oh jeeze, this irks me so...

There's so many lines I've written down
So many links to check around
I tell you now, it's slowin' my 'bot's ping.
Every IM sent drains CPU
Every mp3 will slow it too
When I'm done I'll throw quite the shindig

CHORUS

Now the time has come to PHP
Perhaps some Perl and ASP
All databased using MySQL
Dreaming of finished product
Of accolades and other stuff

CHORUS