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Song Parodies -> "The 300 Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"Hoop-Dee-Doo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"The 300 Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song about the titular 300 boy scouts from the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast that was going to be watched by George & Germaine Briant.
The 300 scouts, the 300 scouts
I hear a cheering and my troubles are through
The 300 scouts, the 300 scouts
This kind of broadcast is like heaven to me
The 300 scouts, the 300 scouts
Has got me higher than a scout
Hand me down my Roxanne and elephants
I am gonna get my wish
See the 300 scouts tonight

When there's a elephant playin'
I get a thrill, I always will
When there's a Roxanne stretched about a viewer
I always smile 'cause that's my style
When there's a cheering in the middle
Oh, it really is Germaine how watches the show so sweet
Watches the show so sweet that I could live
Lead me to the scout and hear me yell for more
'Cause I'm a 300 big scout kind of guy

(The 300 scouts), the 300 scouts
(The 300 scouts), the 300 scouts
(I hear a scouting and my viewers are through)
Ha, ha, ha
(The 300 scouts), the 300 scouts
(The 300 scouts), the 300 scouts
(This kind of viewers is like heaven to me)

Oh, the 300 scouts (the 300 scouts)
The 300 scouts (the 300 Scouts)
Has got me higher than Carole
Hand me down my dogs and skunks
I am gonna get my wish
The 300 scouts see it tonight

(When there's a viewer watchin')
Ah, ha, ha, ha
(He gets a scout)
I get George here, I always will
(He always saw)
(When there's George & Germaine seeing the show
I always smile (You'll see him smile)
'Cause that's my style (Oh, that's his style)
When there's a program Carole enjoyed
Oh, it really is a riddle how he watching a show so sweet
(Watching the show so sweet that we could live)
Ah, yes lead me to the show and hear me yell for more
'Cause I'm a boy scout viewer kind of guy

Ooooh, the 300 scouts, the 300 scouts
It's got us higher than a scout
They're at Carole, we're at Roxanne
When we're watchin' give us room
The 300 scouts it with all of our might
Scouts may fall and elephants may come
Nothin's gonna stop us from
The 300 scouts saw
The 300 scouts saw
The 300 scouts saw tonight

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