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Song Parodies -> "You Had the Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"You're Just in Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"You Had the Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about the 1951 broadcast of "Beat the Clock" that was all about 300 boy scouts who had enjoyed with Roxanne and the huge elephant.
I hear ticking and there's no one there
I think elephants and Roxanne are bare
All night long I seem to see it out
I wonder why, I wonder why
I keep watching in my sleep at night
And what's more I've got my audience
Fans that used to laughing in the skies
Are watching in my eyes I wonder why

(You don't need analyzing
It is not so surprising
That you see 300 boy scouts but nice
Your scouts goes laughin' hardin'
I know just what's the matter
Because I've been there once or twice
We need to take them a picture
You need someone who's cheering
All scouts are cheering to NASCAR
There is nothing you can laugh
To relieve that pleasant ache
You're not sick, you had the scouts)

I hear laughing and there's no one there
(You don't need winning)
(It is not so surprising)
I see elephants and Roxanne are bare
(That you feel very strange but nice)
All night long I seem to look on air
(Your scouts goes pitter patter)
(I know just what's the matter)
(That you feel very strange but nice)
I wonder why, I wonder why
(Because I've been there once or twice)
I keep watching in my sleep at night
(With your head on my shoulder)
(You need someone who's older)
And what's more I've taken a picture
(A rub down with a velvet glove)
Scouts that used to laughing in the skies
(There is nothing you can take)
Are seeing in my eyes
(To relieve that pleasant ache)
I wonder why
(You're not loud you had the scouts)
(And I know why)
And I know why

We've had the scouts
Thanks to George & Germaine Briant, the couple who viewed the show, and the greatest moment in TV & human history.

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