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Song Parodies -> "Me and My Bladder"

Original Song Title:

"Me and My Shadow"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Me and My Bladder"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

Not many songs have been written on this topic, but TOS was the perfect vehicle to describe this daily activity (and nightly for older men with prostate problems).
Me and my bladder
Bolted down to lav when due;
Pee gland (my bladder)
Sought a bowl, expelled sour bubbles to.

And when piss swells bro’ cock,
Wee time to spare,
We never balk,
Or both kidneys flare.

Trust me, stand I gladder,
Holding bone and feelin’ "Whew!"

Repeat the second and third stanzas as often as the urge strikes you. ;^)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   4

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Barry J. Mitchel - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
My intro should have said "conduit" not "vehicle"; "Bolted down" means "moved quickly" not "fastened" or "swallowed" in line 2. Al Silver preceded me there twice on March 8. ;^)
Jonathan - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
were you in a "pissy" mood when you wrote this? 4's
Al Silver - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I dribbled in my pants. All 5's and an extra point for suffering. Welcome to the club. Only wee and Joe Thiesman have gone pubic.
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
BJM - This one flows nicely. In the words of Ted Lewis (who preformed this somg years before Como)..."Is everybody happy?". ;D
Lifeliver - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice subbing, Barry and the invitation to repeat got round the problem of the length of OS nicely. Mind your pees and cues.
Callmelennie - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
My only prostate issue is that I have no prostate issue; because my prostate, along with my seminal vesicles, was removed years ago. And let me tell you, this lack of issue issue can be a real sticky situation ;-D
Barry J. Mitchel - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, all c/v's. I got the idea after a wee-hour "trip to my loo." Hey, there's another cue.

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