Song Parodies -> Pelagic Events
| Original Song Title: | "Magic Moments" |
| Original Performer: | Perry Como |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pelagic Events" |
| Parody Written by: | LucidLupin LeeBee |
Originally recorded by Perry Como December 1957. This parody evolved from thinking about fish supposedly having just four second memories.....
Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairing
They'll never forget the ascent
that they swam, to meet by the high tide
The way that they flipped
To keep out of harm
Getting to the safe side
Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairng
Four seconds of - meant-to-be's
Just Pelagic Moments they're proud of
The jelly phone lost,
caught in fishing line - for 4 second time slots
Oil-tanker that passed creating big shade
and a lot of cold spots
Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairing
Four seconds of - meant-to-be's
Just Pelagic Moments they're proud of
The way that they veered
Whenever a shark was cruising with a frown
The seconds, all four, they dived so far
To see who could 'get down'
That divers big blade, the way that he prayed
when stuck in the plant life
The bikini top
They stole right away from his double DD wife
Pelagic Events
Fish are proud of
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairing
They'll never forget the ascent
that they swam, to meet by the high tide
The way that they flipped
To keep out of harm
Getting to the safe side
Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairng
Four seconds of - meant-to-be's
Just Pelagic Moments they're proud of
The jelly phone lost,
caught in fishing line - for 4 second time slots
Oil-tanker that passed creating big shade
and a lot of cold spots
Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairing
Four seconds of - meant-to-be's
Just Pelagic Moments they're proud of
The way that they veered
Whenever a shark was cruising with a frown
The seconds, all four, they dived so far
To see who could 'get down'
That divers big blade, the way that he prayed
when stuck in the plant life
The bikini top
They stole right away from his double DD wife
Pelagic Events
Fish are proud of
© lucidlupin leebee 2004
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I gave it 5s Lucid, because I LOVE the original, your pacing was (necessarily) good, and it SEEMED funny although I didn't understand it
Thanks for the comment & votes Stuart... re understanding .... Pelagic means of or pertaining to the Ocean - especially re fish..... Now try imagining you are one? I did! ;) Hope this helps!
yes, it did, and when I read it the second time, armed with this insight, the pacing worked even better - go figure!
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