-> "The Hebrew And The Arab"
Original Song Title:
"The Farmer And The Cowman"
Parody Song Title:
"The Hebrew And The Arab"
The Lyrics
The Arabs and the Hebrews should be friends.
Palestin-yans and Israelis should be friends.
One man wants his Statehood now,
The other likes to trace God's vow,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends.
Territory claims are sticky questions;
Nineteen forty-eight began this flap.
Hebrews banish Arab squatters,
Arabs can't stand Jews in their lap. (repeat)
I'd like to say a word for the Hebrew:
He built out West Bank, made a lot of changes.
He claimed our West Bank, built a lot of fences,
And built 'em right across our battle ranges.
The Hebrew is a good and peaceful citizen,
No matter what the Arabs say or think.
You seldom see him linkin' up a war room
Unless somebody else is on the brink.
But the Arabs and the Hebrews should be friends.
Palestin-yans and Israelis should be friends.
The Arab slopes when bowed on knees,
The Hebrew kneels when uttering pleas,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends.
Territory claims are sticky questions,
Wary for the games that set a trap.
Hebrews' stance with Arabs totters,
Arabs fancy more land to snap.
I'd like to say a word for the Arabs:
They'll goad for peace talk if the Hebrews start it.
They bide their days to see every Hebrew in Red Sea,
Assured there'll be no Moses there to part it!
The Hebrew should deal cautiously with the Arab;
If he slides by a checkpoint bent on slaughter,
Won't treat him like a guest, send him to eternal rest,
Reassured that virgins after life are hotter!
Territory claims are sticky questions,
Where historic God and Allah bless.
Hebrews' chance with Arabs falters,
Arabs cancel the peace process.
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