Song Parodies -> Masochism!
| Original Song Title: | "Oklahoma!" |
| Original Performer: | Oklahoma! |
| Parody Song Title: | "Masochism!" |
| Parody Written by: | Alan Smithee |
Masochism, why we take such pleasure in our pains
We wear leather all day, but we're not gay
We just like the feel of it against our skin!
Masochism, where the fashions of the day are chains
We don't care what we pay, we love to fray
If it hurts, we just do again!
It turns on our adrenal glands
Making us tremble, from toes to hands
And when we yell
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We're only screamin'
That we love sadomasochism
Masochism, ooooahhhhhh!
Masochism, it makes you work up a sweat
And the boiling oil and the erotic toil
Will make us shout loudly with glee!
Masochism, why we refer to each other as 'my pet'
We defile the soil, because we're very loyal
To our pain-filled sexuality!
We fill all who love us with awe
Later they regret what they saw
And when we yell
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We're only screamin'
That we love self-mutilation
Masochism, ooooahhhhhh!
Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso
Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso
It turns on our adrenal glands
Making us tremble, from toes to hands
And when we yell
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We're only screamin'
That we love sadomasochism
Masochism, M-A-S-O
CH-ISM
MASOCHISM!
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We wear leather all day, but we're not gay
We just like the feel of it against our skin!
Masochism, where the fashions of the day are chains
We don't care what we pay, we love to fray
If it hurts, we just do again!
It turns on our adrenal glands
Making us tremble, from toes to hands
And when we yell
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We're only screamin'
That we love sadomasochism
Masochism, ooooahhhhhh!
Masochism, it makes you work up a sweat
And the boiling oil and the erotic toil
Will make us shout loudly with glee!
Masochism, why we refer to each other as 'my pet'
We defile the soil, because we're very loyal
To our pain-filled sexuality!
We fill all who love us with awe
Later they regret what they saw
And when we yell
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We're only screamin'
That we love self-mutilation
Masochism, ooooahhhhhh!
Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso
Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso-Maso
It turns on our adrenal glands
Making us tremble, from toes to hands
And when we yell
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We're only screamin'
That we love sadomasochism
Masochism, M-A-S-O
CH-ISM
MASOCHISM!
Aahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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