-> "The Democrats, Man"
Original Song Title:
"Candy Man Can"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Democrats, Man"
Parody Written by:
ColdRedRain
The Lyrics
Who can spew rhetoric
making no sense?
CNN will spin a story, make it stick like glue
The Democrats Man
Oh the Democrats Man can
The Democrats can
'Cause they bitch about Bush
And they do absolutley nothing in return.
Who can take a rainbow
Put it in a church?
But when a Christian wants to pray, they make his dreams die
The Democrats Man
Oh the Democrat can
The Democrats can
'Cause they bitch about Bush
And they do absolutley nothing in return.
BRIDGE:
The Democrat fakes
Every story he makes
Defending America's wrong
According to this shlong
Allowing women to marry other butches.
Now who can take tomorrow
Make it seem like it won't appear
Like a prick like John Kerry really even cares
The Democrats, Man
'Cause they bitch about Bush
And they do absolutley nothing in return.
The Democrats, man fakes
Every story he makes
Satisfying Moore's fantasies
Now talk about your liberal wishes
Your hard earned money would be dished out.
Now who can take tomorrow
Make it seem like it won't appear
Like a prick like John Kerry really even cares
The Democrats, Man
'Cause they bitch about Bush
And they do absolutley nothing in return.
Democrats, Man
Democrats, Man
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