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Song Parodies -> "Merry Christmas from Florida"

Original Song Title:

"Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole / Natalie Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Merry Christmas from Florida"

Parody Written by:

Diva & Wild Man

The Lyrics

This is for all our pals from New Jersey, you know who you are!
Coc'nuts roasting in an open fire
Green moss tickleing your toes
Warm tidal farrows meet the sun by the mire
And folks dressed up in summer clothes

Everbody knows
A surf beach and has a tan aglow
Coast line stretching far and wide
Briney spots serving shrimp upon a wire
Won't find it hard to eat tonight.

We know that life in F.L.A.
Is loaded with joys and goodies by the way
And every lover's wild is gonna sigh
To be in paradise for a while

So we're offering you this simple phrase
As we jump into our pool
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways:
It must suck eggs to be you
And make a living where you do.

You know lobster's on it's way
We're sipping margaritas slowly by the bay
And inch of snow you that wipe
We really empithise your gripe
(No not really)
So we're offering a simple phase
Since your stuck in winter blue
Although it's been said
Many times, Many ways
It must suck eggs to be you.
And make a living where you do.

Yeah, just one more for the hoildays and thanks for all the nice comments that many of you, had left on the messageboard...Merry Christmas to all...Wild Man....And from Diva too! =)

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Woohoo! One more duet from you guys. It's a good one, too! 5's Merry Christmas!
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Freakin make me jealous.
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas, Diva and Wild Man!
Wild Man - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thought I would jump right in, and authenticate this parody. I've been resting and getting busy with holiday stuff. Just wanted to wish you all well!
Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't tell you how I voted... because voting's not allowed in Florida! Thank God we have Jim McGreevey instead of Jeb Bush! Not that it would help Big Blue against Pewter Power. (If you're a football fan in New Jersey, New York or Florida, you know what that means. If you're not, let your fingers do the walking over to the 'net.)
David Chrenko - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas, Diva & Wild Man. Guess the only red and green you'll be seeing for the holidays will be sunburn and seaweed.
Wild Man - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
PACH: I'd love to talk politics, but I'm only registered to boat.Your right about one thing, the Pewter Pirates had a tarnished season.

PAT: That's for that big "WooHoo". I'll use that same phase, next time I swim in the warm waters of the Gulf.

LOOSEKANEN ARMSTRONG: Don't be jealous, man. Southwest Airlines $79 each way. Very affordable I'd say.

JOHNNY D: Thanks for that hearty Merry Christmas and same to ya!

DAVID: I'll be dreaming of a green Christmas. It got real cold here today. Went all the way down to 78 degrees. Burrrrrrrrrrr!

And a very Merry Christmas to all of you!
Diva - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you all for your votes and comments.
Leah Lockhart - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh, I thought this was what Christmas in California was supposed to be like. Boy was i wrong. Good song, good to hear from you WM!
Diva - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Leah: After we wrote this parody I started building an official website....please note that it's not finished, but the photo is worth the trip! LOL!
Diva - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know what's michael grinching about, This was a tribute to the Sopranos. LOL!
David Chrenko - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Your future website is now listed in my "Favorites". Loved the picture . . . just like I imagined you. (well, sort of). Rick & Mari Duncan are also putting a website together. When will this madness end?!!
Bob Gomez - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I hope never. Merry Christmas, big guy and Divine One, have a great vacation, stay healthy and spoil your kids. Kids, go clean your room. d;:^)
Guy - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
We never get the white kind here either. Last time it snowed here was January 1985 but boy did it snow. 13 inches! An all time record for south Texas. It has been a bit cooler this year but the leaves are still green on my Arizona ash trees but now just starting to turn and fall. It's too cool for a swim outdoors but we like the seasonal weather.

Wildman - what a pleasant surprise to see you staring in another fine duet. Is this Diva's Christmas present? Hope to see you back more often. Merry Christmas.
Wild Man - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
LEAH: Southern California summer is much like Florida's Winter. Glad you liked this song. Keep up the good parody work.

DAVID: Not much to the site, yet. Diva will work on it in her spare time. Your writing some good stuff too. Keep up the good work.

BOB: LOL, Spoil, who me? I pay for schools, cars, insurance and food. All I ask for is a big hug, and good report cards. They ain't paying rent, and the best present they can give to me, is cleaning their rooms.

GUY: I haven't been very active in the comments, but I do read a few parodies now and then. Diva and I, just did this one on a whim.
It snowed that far south? It snowed in Tampa in 1977, but not 13 in. just some ice and 1/2 inch of flurries. It gets cold here on occasion, but not often.
David Chrenko - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Just stopped by - your website's coming along nicely. Looking forward to the finished product. Is it really true that Wildman is Colorado's State Flower? Amazing.
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
He- he David, I changed the photos, go have a look see!
Old Comedywriter - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great...parody moving along smoothly, and then "It must suck eggs to be you" pops out at ya. An extra 5 for "element of surprise."
Christian Spindler - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
remember me? hmm? you though me an my brother were 37 year olds i remeber the exact age you stated and im back with 3 awesome parodys like ones you have never seen! btw yes really merry christmas from flordia (i will be there MUHUAHAHA!!!!!)

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