Paris Hilton is down, in Hollywood town
Did not respect her DUI's
Altho' billions she'll stash
That's still not enough cash
From the law, to be immunized..

They'll Shove Paris in the slammer
They'll Shove Paris into jail
They'll Shove Paris in the big house
In the pokey
They'll Shove Paris in the Locker
Where there's no key

They'll Put Paris in a prison
In a solitary cell
They'll Shove Paris, why oh why will They Shove Paris?
Because she drinks like Hell !