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Song Parodies -> "The Slasher Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Slasher Song"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

The second song of the Hallo-Christmas-Ween Season! Tribute to all the slashers out there!
He's nuts beware of that Michael Myers
Norman's wearing mother's clothes
You're in peril though you caught him on fire
With claws, Freddy will skin your bones
Jason Voorhees groans... Machete will stab through you bro
Leatherface is quite a fright
On a jaunt with his chainsaw in tow
Will make you scarred then he will bite

You know that Chucky is insane!
He's not your average toy, This isn't child's play
That nutsy miner's wild, You're gonna die
On Valentine's Day you will see your heart fly

If your phone is ringing then stay away
Cause kids, Ghostface will slash you too
They've all been dead, Then brought back from the grave
Bloody Gorefest, Part 2

They're out slaughtering cause they are crazed
Flipped lids, Teens turned to nasty goo
We're filled with dread when they're on a rampage
Scary Bastards, Screw you...

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Jonathan - November 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Scary Christmas! 5's
Chris Bodily TM - November 06, 2014 - Report this comment
This is a hoot! Great way to kick off the Halloween Carols community project. I just started my endeavors using the same song, only my subject is even scarier... the Republican victory in the election. 555

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