Song Parodies -> Route 69
| Original Song Title: | "Route 66" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "Route 69" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
If you want your sex to be the best
Girl and guyway, take the highway, sexiest
It's divine...on Route 69..
You'll unwind, add more passion to your play
There's a smile every mile, down this way
Just recline...on Route 69
Travel to Taint Hooey,
Lapland, Missouri
Kinda' kinky, gritty..
Uptown, and city
Get more amorous now,..gallop to Mexico
Flagstaff your persona,
like an ice cream cone-a
Swing Man! Hi ho! Be Al Pacino...
It's a temptious and torrid trip
Real sharp curves there,
Boy, it's really hip
Cruisin's fine...on Route 69
Yeah, so fine...on Route 69
Go down to Taint Hooey,
Lapland, Missouri
Passion, kinky, gritty...
Uptown and city
Just get amorous..and gallop to Mexico
Flagstaff your persona,
Like an ice cream cone-a
Swing Man! Hi ho! ..Be Al Pacino...
Make that temptious and torrid trip
Take those curves,
Hey, it's really hip!
You can shine..on Route 69
Really shine..on Route 69
Girl and guyway, take the highway, sexiest
It's divine...on Route 69..
You'll unwind, add more passion to your play
There's a smile every mile, down this way
Just recline...on Route 69
Travel to Taint Hooey,
Lapland, Missouri
Kinda' kinky, gritty..
Uptown, and city
Get more amorous now,..gallop to Mexico
Flagstaff your persona,
like an ice cream cone-a
Swing Man! Hi ho! Be Al Pacino...
It's a temptious and torrid trip
Real sharp curves there,
Boy, it's really hip
Cruisin's fine...on Route 69
Yeah, so fine...on Route 69
Go down to Taint Hooey,
Lapland, Missouri
Passion, kinky, gritty...
Uptown and city
Just get amorous..and gallop to Mexico
Flagstaff your persona,
Like an ice cream cone-a
Swing Man! Hi ho! ..Be Al Pacino...
Make that temptious and torrid trip
Take those curves,
Hey, it's really hip!
You can shine..on Route 69
Really shine..on Route 69
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Alvin - Don't know if this was intentional or not but the Russian word for the male apparatus is pronounced "Hooey". To bad I can't vote ya six 9s. Good "strategic" geographic refs and the ref on Pachino. Priceless!
Park your hind on route 69.
Blow your mind on route 69.
Park your hind on route 69.
Blow your mind on route 69.
Thanks, Guy..and for the the anecdote..not up on my Russian..so, no pun's intended, lucky jab, I guess
i'd love to take credit for this one but i can't...joyously naughty....the city name switches left me in stitches...especially "flagstaff your persona"
I'm still not awake obviously. I'm going to take a nap. Alvin Farce Rhodes. You guys both start with "A" write the same style always funny when intended and serious when it merits and you sit next to one another on the author's page. I have caught myself in mis-nomer during commenting numerous times but this time it got by me. You guys twins or something and if so which is the evil one?
we take turns....i'm evil mondays, wednesdays and fridays and AFW is evil on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays....we behave ourselves on sundays
Thanks, Guy and alvin..but, you weren't supposed to tell the secret, alvin....Poof!!
taint is one of my favorite words...and places.
6+9=15/3=5s
Enjoyed, AFW :) Of course for a further play on words, a synonym of "route" means something else where I live, and it aligns with the song's innuendo as well. Guiy, I have met alvin, I can vouch, I am sure he could be evil if he wanted!
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