Song Parodies -> Wouldn't It Be 'Nuclear'?

Original Song Title:	"Wouldn't It Be Loverly"
Original Performer:	My Fair Lady

Parody Song Title:	"Wouldn't It Be 'Nuclear'?"
Parody Written by:	EmiLoca

I'm not a Bush Beater. I just think he talks funny.

Bush is great, but his talk's obscured
Yes, his language! The worst I've heard
"Nuke-you-ler" ain't a word!
Oh, wouldn't that be "nuclear"?

"Bring them on" is his answer - huh?
"Steadfast progress"? "More gooder"? Duh!
Oh, poor America
His speech is truly "nuke-you-ler"

Oh, spectacular - here's his GREAT State of the Union Address
He talks, I say "Fudge, misspeak!"
Oh, dammit, if words could kill...

"Misunderestimated" - quite!
Follow grammar when you recite
Come on, Bush, say it right...
Oh, wouldn't it be "nuclear"!

Wouldn't it be "nuclear"?

[Bush]:
Nuke-your-leh?

[Me]:
Nuclear!

[Bush]:
Nick Lachey?

[Me]:
NUCLEAR!!!

[Bush]:
Hmmm...

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John Barry - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Fissily funny. Fives.

Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah'm impressed by the humorosity of this pardee.

Ravyn Rant - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Brill-yunt! My wings are taking dream just reading it...

Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

I've never misunderestimated your talent, Emi...555

EmiLoca - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Gee, I feel like a pit bull on the pantleg of flattery.

2nz - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

This parodee is truly wonderbra, I mean wonderful.

Leo Jay - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

I licked this parroty a hole lock. Very furry. Even if them furst free werds makes no cents. I'm nut evan gunna menshun yer top cumment, cuz it's dirty. And I lick the Nick Lucky part.

Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

So Emi, if you're not a Bush Beater, are you a Nader Baiter?

EmiLoca - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks to 2nz (har har...), Leo Jay (although I couldn't read your comment...I'm assuming it went along the lines of "Again.") and Johnny D (Actually, I'm my own party - Ignorantent. We even made up our own word for it.)

Tibbygirl - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but the writing was very full of cleverness. Among other things. And he does talk funny. And to everyone else....why bother writing your comments in the form of Bush-talk? I mean.....that seems a little unoriginal, you know. She just wrote an entire parody about it. I think that normal English would be just fine and dandy, don't you? :)

Meriadoc - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

I wonder if he drives a Jag-you-war too? :-D

jango - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought the comments were as fun to read as the parody-can we vote on them? Anything but voting for Bush...Kerry..and the rest (a'la Gilligan's Island)

John Jenkins - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

You are continuing to do well with parodies of songs from musicals. And I like the way you use one of the phrases that you couldn't squeeze into your oxymoron parody - steadfast progress. While I think that Bush is the best qualified candidate for the position, I do wish his pronunciation would improve.

Rick D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

I writ somethin simular about tempature, but some burgular tells me not to plug it, so's I just gives ya fives and tells you you is one smart fair lay-dee.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

And sometimes it's funniest when he says nothing at all. *waving to Stevie Wonder* DKTOS but fur-nee!

Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment

'Twas brillig... er, brilliant.

Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Are you trying to send us a subliminable message? We will not be held hostile to such tic-tacs.

EmiLoca - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks TibbyGirl, Meriadoc, jango, John Jenkins, Rick D, [nobody], Spaff.com and Michael Pacholek for your feedback, even if it's mostly just your showing off how many Bushisms you know. :-) Hey, at least I know you're reading the song.

Tibbygirl - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment

I LOVE this song!!!!!!!!!! I keep coming back to it.....hehe..........more fives for keeping me entertained.

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Song Parodies -> Wouldn't It Be 'Nuclear'?

"Wouldn't It Be Loverly"

My Fair Lady

"Wouldn't It Be 'Nuclear'?"

EmiLoca

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