Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Episode III"

Original Song Title:

"What about Me"

Original Performer:

Moving Pictures

Parody Song Title:

"Episode III"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Written for the Fox studios line party.
Well there's a little boy serving at the counter down at Watto's shop
He's been working back there, working like a slave
A girl walks in and makes his eyeballs pop
He flies pods around, shoots a ship down,
Then Obi-Wan comes in and says

Little Anni, now Qui-Gon's dead
He's left me the job, I'll train you instead
Come with me, you're just a kid
But you have the force, I'll admit

Well there's a padawan learner likes to think that he's a real big shot
He sees his mother out there, sees her in his dreams
He leaves and goes to save her life, but he cannot
Well he flips right out, slashes about
and won't stop till everyone's dead

Little Ani, we're really scared
I think you could use psychiatric care
Can't you see, now they're all dead
We think you're screwed up in the head

Slashing and hacking at all the sandpeople
He chopped 'em up, and they're the ones
that made the bad Jedi bad
We wondered just what happened
to little Anni

And now he serves the Jedi order saving worlds with clones
The droids invade, he leads the crusade
Palpatine builds himself a throne
But Anni's cocky, he's mad a lot
And I guess I won't spoil more, of the plot

Episode III
And now we're there
everyone's back, but with different hair
Come with me
Let's reminisce
It's one more Star Wars-

Episode III!
And here we are
All of the action, and no Jar Jar
Come with me
Let's reminisce
There's no more Star Wars
no more Star Wars
no more Star Wars after this

Episode III
Episode III
Episode III...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Kristof Robertson - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG! I haven't heard this song for years....this was a classy job, Steven. 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
If you still lived in Australia you would have heard Australian Idol runner-up Shannon Nolls butchering it to death recently. Great parody, Steve, how'd the Star Wars Ep III gig go?
Steven Cavanagh - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Luke. Only sang a few because we got there late, but got a few laughs and was interviewed by a radio station. I sang Y.O.D.A for them.
Chris Wolvie - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I almost forgot how much I liked the original song. Great parody! I give it all fives....out of fives!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1309