Well there's a little boy serving at the counter down at Watto's shop
He's been working back there, working like a slave
A girl walks in and makes his eyeballs pop
He flies pods around, shoots a ship down,
Then Obi-Wan comes in and says

Little Anni, now Qui-Gon's dead
He's left me the job, I'll train you instead
Come with me, you're just a kid
But you have the force, I'll admit

Well there's a padawan learner likes to think that he's a real big shot
He sees his mother out there, sees her in his dreams
He leaves and goes to save her life, but he cannot
Well he flips right out, slashes about
and won't stop till everyone's dead

Little Ani, we're really scared
I think you could use psychiatric care
Can't you see, now they're all dead
We think you're screwed up in the head

Slashing and hacking at all the sandpeople
He chopped 'em up, and they're the ones
that made the bad Jedi bad
We wondered just what happened
to little Anni

And now he serves the Jedi order saving worlds with clones
The droids invade, he leads the crusade
Palpatine builds himself a throne
But Anni's cocky, he's mad a lot
And I guess I won't spoil more, of the plot

Episode III
And now we're there
everyone's back, but with different hair
Come with me
Let's reminisce
It's one more Star Wars-

Episode III!
And here we are
All of the action, and no Jar Jar
Come with me
Let's reminisce
There's no more Star Wars
no more Star Wars
no more Star Wars after this

Episode III
Episode III
Episode III...