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Song Parodies -> "Clopper Dread"

Original Song Title:

"Mister Ed TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Mister Ed TV Show

Parody Song Title:

"Clopper Dread"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Max inspired this. Apparently Bronies that take it a step beyond with sexual fantasies about ponies are called "Cloppers." Sick dudes...
A small horse is a horse, unless of course
A Bronie’s watching MLP of course
That is, of course, unless for worse he’s turned a Clopper instead!

Go right to the source- it’s porn of course
A fantasy that (true) Bronies won’t endorse
Nasty sex-play with a small horse
Is going through Clopper heads!!!

Cloppers love their pony junk and fantasize all day
Don’t take them to a ranch because… into the barn they will stray!!!

A small horse is horse, unless of course
Obsession takes a turn for the worse
Thinking of making-out with a horse?

Beware of this: Dread Clopper heads


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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 18

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Max Power - January 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Hoof job anyone?
Onslaught - January 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Don't take this parody too seriously- I was just horsing around ;-)
Jonathan - January 03, 2014 - Report this comment
I tried singing along to this but I'm a little horse "rimshot" 5's
Cincabomber - January 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Buenos dias amigo!
Patrick - January 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Could this be where the legend of the centaurs began? Our late, lamented master of the footnote seemed to prefer sheep. At least in a literary sense.

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