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Song Parodies -> "Stormy"

Original Song Title:

"Shore Leave"

Original Performer:

Miss Shirley

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Oofle McGoofle

The Lyrics

No joke, ma "Stormy" is missin :(
My cat’s missin’
Don’t know what to do
His name is “Stormy”
He’s a Russian Blue

Yeah, he be missin’
Ten hours gone
Wife and kids cryin’
Hope he's not stolen

My cat’s gone missin’
No longer hissin’
No longer pissin’
But I do miss him

Scrawny cat wit a wire tail
Stands up in the air
Don’t have to see his body
Just see that antenna in the air

He’s just one year old
Wife put ‘im outside
Jumped the brick wall
Feels like ma heart died

My cat’s gone missin’
No longer hissin’
No longer pissin’
But I do miss him

Took some vics
Mixed wit Vodka
Can’t stop cryin’
Cuz I can’t find ya

Walkin’ a beat now
For many hours
Looked high-n-low
Yellin’ louder

“Stormy”!!! “Stormy”!!! “Stormy”!!!
No meows… streets be empty

My cat’s gone missin’
No longer hissin’
No longer pissin’
But I do miss him

He didn’t show today
And I know he’s hungry
Like he’s been swept away
I hope to see him one day

As all hope fades away…

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mindy - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry about your kitty :-(
Porfle Popnecker - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, I totally know how you feel. This is the saddest parody yet.
OMG - June 12, 2012 - Report this comment
2 NE1 readin' this, ma Stormy was found 5 houses down N iz back at ma crib safe. Neighbors collared him, tried to steal ma Russian Blue but I got the papz and tagz. No way Stormy ever goin' out again. I luv ma pets and all of God's creatures. Peace y'all.

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