You can dance. Every dance with a guy
Who catches your eye make him think he's king.
You can smile every smile at the guy who slips a five in your g-string.
I don't care who's taking you home,
But make him wear a rubber please.
But darling save the blow job for me.

You sleep around. All over town
Pack your diaphragm go and have your fun.
Do the whole football team but don't catch an STD from anyone.
I know there are lot's of guys in whose bed you're gonna be.
And darling save the last rubber for me.

I know you like to S and M.
I like the leather and the lace.
I like your Teddies and your sexy toys.
But put away the freaking mace.

You can flirt. You can strip do a pole dance till the morning light.
Get a pimp. Dress trashy and charge a fee for screwing all night.
But don't forget who pays all your bills and pays your
Trailor mortgage fees.
And darling save the lap dance for me.