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Song Parodies -> "Dick Cheney's Cat"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Tuna, I Want Liver"

Original Performer:

Meow Mix Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Dick Cheney's Cat"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I like growling
I like hissing
I mark my territory by pissing!

I like huntin'
I like killin'
Just like a cat of a Bond villain!

In the shadows
Waiting, baiting
Waging war, celebrating!

I like shaming
I like blaming
My owner I enjoy framing!

Now where's that Rumsfeld B-tch in heat?

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Jonathan - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
a parody about D!ck's P***y? ...it sounds weird when you put it that way huh? 5's
Rob Arndt - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
You were the inspiration, Jon. When you asked for a cat parody!!!
Jonathan - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
^ well thank you! and Meow I have to say it was really good! I Cat complain!
Police Briefs - January 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Cheney's Cat Randomly Mauls Lawyer
Investigation Not Launched Into Non-Crime; No Charges Filed; Evidence Not Being Sought

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