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Megan Thee Stallion

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Here's a song about how to be a comic book artist.
I'm that hitched (yeah)
Been that hitch, still that hitched (ah)
Will forever be that hitch (forever be that hitched)

Yeah (ay, ha)
I'm the hood comic artist, break a jigsaw into pieces
Had to X some cheesy drawings out my square like a pencil (yeah)
I'm way too exclusive, I don't shop on many retailers
All them lil' comic artists only fit fake retailers
Bad hitch, still talking cash shio
Really like comics, I'm unbothered and relaxing
I would never trip on a drawing if I had him
Hitch, that's my trash, you the maid, so you bagged him, ah

I'm an artist (yeah)
Drawing, writing, creating (yeah)
Toons, text, bubbles (hey, hey, yeah)
Acting crazy, what's happening? Hitch (whoa, whoa)
What's happening? Hitch (whoa, whoa)
I'm an artist, yeah
Drawing, writing, creating, yeah
Toons, text bubbles, huh
Acting crazy , what's happening? Hitch
What's happening? (Ay, ah)

Look it and draw it, but you sent it to newspapers (ah)
I keep my strips private, so his drawing all I'm showing (baow)
Beefing with you hitches really getting kinda good
If it ain't about the money, then you know I'm gon' ignore it
I'm the drawer, ooh (ay)
I need a mop to clean the floor, it's too much drip, ooh (too much drip, ooh)
I keep a knot, I keep a watch, I keep a whip, ooh (I keep a whip, baow)
Let's draw a comic, a character is hitching it, ay (still that hitch)
I'm still that hitch, yeah (ah)

I'm an artist (yeah)
Drawing, writing, creating (yeah)
Toons, text bubbles (yeah)
Acting crazy, what's happening? Hitch (what's up?)
What's happening? Hitch (what's up?)
I'm an artist, yeah
Drawing, writing, creating, yeah
Toons, text, bubbles, huh
Acting crazy, what's happening? Hitch
What's happening?

Hitch, I'm lit like a match, ooh
And any drawing I let hit is still attached, ooh
That body right, but you know this pussy cat, ooh
I keep the strip, now these hitches feel glorious, ay
Don't let my own strips fall down and get you whacked, ooh
I make a call and keep the comic strips alive, uh
These hitch talkin' 'bout pulling up, well, where you at? Ooh
I'm in a news article, hitch, catch me if you can, ooh
I'm kickin' hitches out they spot, Stalli' Chan, yeah (ah, yeah)

Hitters say I taste like sugar, but ain't shit sweet, ah
Ay, ay, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, mwah
Wonderful! That's all!

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