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Song Parodies -> "El Gasso"

Original Song Title:

"El Paso"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins(first) Grateful Dead(later)

Parody Song Title:

"El Gasso"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Acknowledment is given to Guy DiRito, who first titled one, "El Gaso", his has a smoking theme...so, I don't feel there's infringing here..
Out in the old west lived a man called El Gasso
He was a cowboy of flatulence fame
Not any good with a gun or a lasso,
But when cuttin' cheese, he was deadly of aim

El had a gal and her name was Klosepina
She loved him much, but not so much his smell
Wore a nose clasp, dancing in the cantina
Bling bling, explaining her name very well

One night a bad guy named White Bart comes in
Orders horseradish and gi---ii--ii-ii-in
Brash and asserting, he's blatantly flirting
With El's gal, Klosepina, such act is a sin

Then-- all-- at--once,
Swingin' doors swing to the open position
And there stands El Gasso, a hush fills the room
Chairs tumble back as the crowd forms a gauntlet
Fearing his weapon is going to boom..

El Gasso flexes, he's wound up and wired
Pumps in a wicked corned beef cabbage fart
No gun is unholstered, but a blast has been fired
Gasping for air, on the floor lay White Bart..

Though he survives, Bart just isn't the same
Hand on his nose, and wild eye----iii---iii---eyed
Chugs whiskey, a gallon...and jumps on his stallion
On the horse backwards, away he does ride..
Just as fast as he can,
Far away from El Gasso
Seeking some place where the fresh air will flow..

Klosepina smiles and say, "El, I don't care if
He doesn't ever ride back here, again."
The town is so grateful, they name him the sheriff,
To clean out a gang called "The Lavender Ten"

El saddles up and away he does go
Riding all day in the dar--arr--arr--ark
Wishing his hat was just four sizes smaller
But, intent on the mission, he now must embark..
And--at-- last--here--he
Is at the cave where the outlaws are hiding
For such a battle, he first must prepare
Having brought with him one dozen chalupas
He munches ten with a couple to spare

Now in the cave, he meets five "Lav's" with rifles
Off to one side, he encounters five more
Though badly outnumbered, not bothered by trifles,
His ten chalupas should even the score..

He aims his booty, all set for the fight
Engaging his Gatling repea---eee---ee--ee--eet
Seven go down and the last three surrender
Tied to their saddles, the victory is sweet..

Hard--ride--two--days,
Arriving in town he is cheered as a hero
Takes praise in stride with a straw he can chew
Stays on as sheriff, and marries Klosepina
Dies of gastritis at age ninety two..

The town bears his name.. they erect him a statue
Tourists go, "Phew" when the wrong way winds blow
He stands bent over, and not looking at you,
A southwestern legend, The Great El Gasso...
.....A southwestern legend, The Great El Gasso...

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Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, you are a masterful storyteller. This was just brilliant! 555
alvin rhodes - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
nothing short of a masterpiece...my favorite of the day
Rick C - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What the other guys said, I wanted to say so, I'll just say fives.
AFW - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Kristof....for such compl. comments...and thank you, also, Alvin...in more ways than one...Actually, reading back in authors works, I stumbled onto, your great parody of this song, called, El Fatso...and it inspired me to do this one.....and thank you, Rick C.
Billy Boyd - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Amazing and funny storytelling here, AFW. 5's.
AFW - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you much, Billy
Chuck A. Spear - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmm...sounds like you know me personally :) Great job! 555...of course
AFW - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
And Thanks, El Chucko....
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Out in the New Jersey town of New Brunswick, I give five points to this masterful song. Johnny D's song of Fitzgerald reminds me, of course the side of the body is wrong.
AFW - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you El Michael from here in Ohio, for your kind comment and score five-five-five......Comparing me with the Great Johnny D, oh, brightens my day with a feeling alive...
PMS - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This song was a real gas! It blew me away.
AFW - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Late thanks to PMS
Royce Miller - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Please accept my belated praise for this very long song, and very well done parody. If I ever have enough to say about a topic to write one to this song, it'll probably be one that stirs up a huge stink!
AFW - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce..
Doug Baseball - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious; great story telling! I love happy endings; of course, I can't tell if my eyes are watery from that or the smell of El Gasso's...er, well, you know :-)
LittleLupaCakes - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air du Farce ~ Duke o'Edge ~ this reads so well. and very romatic, despite the 'cutting edge". Very clever naming of Klosepina !!
AFW - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Doug,. and LLC

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