Uptight dress codes give me consternation
I won't give up baggy pants.
This "white" dress will cause mass migration
I might go play ball in France.

David Stern has got to go,
Someone else should run the show.
Since he has a ding dong brain,
Lock him up in bling bling chains.

I'll fight sport coats like I'd fight castration
Both things are too, too rude.
Don't take away my mystique.
Collared shirts are just for geeks.

These styles were 'in' long ago,
Worn by guys like Ross Perot
And though he made lots of bucks,
His apparel really sucks.

Since Stern shuns my side-cocked cap,
Let him "dress code' my jock strap.