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Song Parodies -> "A White Short Goat"

Original Song Title:

"A White Sport Coat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"A White Short Goat"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

A White Short Goat
And a pink dalmation
My girlfriend has crazy pets
A White Short Goat
And a pink dalmation
Still more insane yet, it gets

There's a midget buffalo
Anaconda snake named Bo
Seven mother hens with peeps
All of these she feeds and keeps..

A White Short Goat
And a pink dalmation
It's like a zoo there, Dude.

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john ulvang - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I hope you brought enough LSD for everyone! very original. 555
alvin rhodes - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ok...this made me laugh harder than any i read today...5s
AFW - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, and alvin...glad you got a laugh..
John Barry - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't forget Marty Robin. 5s
AFW - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John B...True, good old Marty
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a real hairy situation. John U: I was gonna bring some more, but I can't read my watch, and the ceiling is dripping. (Old "SNL" joke.)
AFW - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael
Left of Centre - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
For some strange reason, this sounds edible! Fiveses!
AFW - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Left...come on in, and eat all u want...here at The Fear Factor Buffet

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