Song Parodies -> Albino Shoat's a Pig Aberration
| Original Song Title: | "A White Sports Coat and a Pink Carnation" |
| Original Performer: | Marty Robbins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Albino Shoat's a Pig Aberration" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
"Albino Shoat's a Pig Aberration"
“Albino shoat’s a pig aberration,”
I said. The said “What is the chance
this lighter note of pig coloration
a breeder’d know in advance?”
“Sun,” they told me (wrongly tho’)
will cause brown pig fleece to grow.”
Now, it’s mange he has it seems,
’cause I used some hair dye creams.
This white pork coat just brings indignation
I think it’s hue-screwed food.
“Albino shoat’s a pig aberration,”
I said. The said “What is the chance
this lighter note of pig coloration
a breeder’d know in advance?”
“Sun,” they told me (wrongly tho’)
will cause brown pig fleece to grow.”
Now, it’s mange he has it seems,
’cause I used some hair dye creams.
This white pork coat just brings indignation
I think it’s hue-screwed food.
© Stan Hall
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Stan - leave the pig skin for the NFL. The fashion police will be knocking down your door for sporting such swine clothiery with PETA calling the pigs on ya for crimes against swine.
The-a the-a the-a this is the swine of the century.
pork...the other white meat...delightfully goofy
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