Song Parodies -> Crap The Earth Breaks In Two
| Original Song Title: | "Happy Birthday To You (Mr President)" |
| Original Performer: | Marilyn Monroe |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crap The Earth Breaks In Two" |
| Parody Written by: | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
A parody on the most popular song in the world! There's some movie coming soon about the effects of global warming, going along the same lines as Deep Impact and Armageddon. I predict that eminent doom will make all of the girls of the world turn lesbian for their last moments on earth. (I can dream can't I?)
Crap the earth breaks in two,
Gaps of girth make you swoon.
As the turf shakes, twisters evident.
Nappies burst, weighing full.
Crap the earth breaks in two,
Tragic earthquakes ruin schools.
At the surf bay, sister's hesitant.
Vast tsunamis deluge.
Crap the earth breaks in two,
Sapphic girls take a clue.
Happy jerks praise this benevolence.
As the earth breaks in twooooo!
Gaps of girth make you swoon.
As the turf shakes, twisters evident.
Nappies burst, weighing full.
Crap the earth breaks in two,
Tragic earthquakes ruin schools.
At the surf bay, sister's hesitant.
Vast tsunamis deluge.
Crap the earth breaks in two,
Sapphic girls take a clue.
Happy jerks praise this benevolence.
As the earth breaks in twooooo!
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Very bizarre! :-O
Bizarre? Me?!!
Quite funny. Being female, however, I'd have to say that if the world were to end, I'd have better things to do in the last moments of my life than lesbianize. You know, like...play checkers. Or compose a symphony. Stupid global warming...
Ooh, that's a new one. 'Lesbianize'. Except we metric folk would spell it 'lesbianise' cuz that's just what we do, being wrapped around Britain's little finger and all. Screw the rainforest, save the icecaps!
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