Song Parodies -> Crap The Earth Breaks In Two

Original Song Title:

"Happy Birthday To You (Mr President)"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Monroe

  
Parody Song Title:

"Crap The Earth Breaks In Two"

Parody Written by:

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

A parody on the most popular song in the world! There's some movie coming soon about the effects of global warming, going along the same lines as Deep Impact and Armageddon. I predict that eminent doom will make all of the girls of the world turn lesbian for their last moments on earth. (I can dream can't I?)
Crap the earth breaks in two,
Gaps of girth make you swoon.
As the turf shakes, twisters evident.
Nappies burst, weighing full.

Crap the earth breaks in two,
Tragic earthquakes ruin schools.
At the surf bay, sister's hesitant.
Vast tsunamis deluge.

Crap the earth breaks in two,
Sapphic girls take a clue.
Happy jerks praise this benevolence.
As the earth breaks in twooooo!
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Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Very bizarre! :-O
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Bizarre? Me?!!
EmiLoca - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite funny. Being female, however, I'd have to say that if the world were to end, I'd have better things to do in the last moments of my life than lesbianize. You know, like...play checkers. Or compose a symphony. Stupid global warming...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh, that's a new one. 'Lesbianize'. Except we metric folk would spell it 'lesbianise' cuz that's just what we do, being wrapped around Britain's little finger and all. Screw the rainforest, save the icecaps!
lingerie - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
mnmarcomdeal.com sounds absolutely fine to me. Some of the greatest dish network pop performances are a little bit out of tune; order mens underwear listen to anything by Jocelyn Brown for instance, buy ringtones and it's not as if all that doesn't corrected in prom dresses the studio nowadays anyway! I'm beginning to think bras internet that Mark's and others' fears of robotic overperfection cat food online are completely justified. LaToya London is surely hosting the ultimate example of this; I quite liked her direct tv marcomdeal.comnm
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
...whaa?

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