-> "GOP Sleigh Ride"
Original Song Title:
"Sleigh Ride"
Original Performer:
Many Artists
Parody Song Title:
"GOP Sleigh Ride"
Parody Written by:
Brian Herrin
The Lyrics
Just hear those cartels swindlin'
Taxes dwindlin' too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a Neo Conservative coup!
Our party's finally vying
and dems are cryin' "boo hoo",
Come on, it's lovely weather
To go watch our new members accrue!
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, let's go,
We're running the show,
Still riding on the party line of NO!
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, it's grand,
Pelosi's been canned!
We're gliding along with a song
We will do what the rich demand!
Our cheeks are nice and rosy
In new seats cozy and warm
We're snuggled up together
Set to block any kind of reform!
Let's take that road before us
The lefties abhor us it's true
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a liberal agenda to skew!
There's a vic'try party
at the home of Tom Delay
'Cuz his sentencing was postponed for another day
We'll be singing the songs
we love to sing without a single stop
The inheritance tax we'll surely vote to chop!
Chop! Chop! Chop!
There's a happy feeling
nothing in the world can buy
When you know so many fools
Will still believe a lie
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
We peddle fear and resist any change
To ensure that our party thrives!
Outside employment's dying
And Jobless are crying "boo hoo"
We'll keep the same decorum
So no bill to insure 'em gets through
The middle class we're strangling
Health care mangling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
So let's find a new beggar to screw
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, let's go,
We're running the show,
Still riding on the party line of NO!
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, it's grand,
Pelosi's been canned!
We're gliding along with a song
We will do what the rich demand!
Just see the wealth a-trickling
Dime and nickeling through
It's surely warped and comical
Our Reaganomical view!
Anything green we'll foil
We're whores for oil, it's true
Come on it's lovely weather...
Lovely weather for a Neo Conservative coup!
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