-> "Bag Fees"
Original Song Title:
"Home Free"
Original Performer:
Lydia Styles
Parody Song Title:
"Bag Fees"
The Lyrics
Trapped in SFIA
Eight days in despair
Wouldn’t take her luggage
No flying in the air
Business woman not spared
Terri Weissinger
US Airways was unfair
Denied her being a passenger
Bag fees, Bag fees
Gotta read the small print
Booked her flight on Orbitz
Before new law went into effect
They charged her $60 more
For her bags as fees
Then $150 more for a transfer
Missed her flight, was displeased
She had to live in the terminal
Had $30 to her name
Lived off of trail mix and slept in stairwell
US Airways- for shame!
Finally, she reached a church
They paid her $210 fees
She caught a flight to Idaho
But with the airline was angry
Bag fees, Bag fees
Gotta read the small print
Booked her flight on Orbitz
Before new law went into effect
Bag fees, Bag fees
Gotta read the small print
Booked her flight on Orbitz
Before new law went into effect
She had to see a medic
Was threatened with vagrancy
SFIA was no help
They lacked common decency
So Terri and others take heed
Read the small print
Airlines make millions off added fees
Always pushing the limits
Bag fees, Bag fees
Gotta read the small print
Booked her flight on Orbitz
Before new law went into effect
Bag fees, Bag fees
Gotta read the small print
Booked her flight on Orbitz
Before new law went into effect
Such an ordeal
Didn’t shower in 8 days
Paid for her flight in advance
Next time, Terri, take a train!!!
Bag fees, Bag fees
Gotta read the small print
Booked her flight on Orbitz
Before new law went into effect
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