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Song Parodies -> "Watching Boy Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"Lazy Mary"

Original Performer:

Lou Monte

Parody Song Title:

"Watching Boy Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song about how do you wanted to watch the 300 boy scouts from the 1951 broadcast of "Beat the Clock" for your viewing enjoyment.
There is a boy scout in the middle of the show
See Roxanne will looking me
Bud Collyer, what will I give you?
See Roxanne, you think
If the dogs catches you
This goes, this comes
Peace be with you always
If there's a gap in your imagination, I'll pump you, my dear
Dogs and elephants
Oh course, there's no blowjob

There's a scout in the middle of the show
Let us take your picture
Bud Collyer who to give you?
Hey, take care of it

If I'll get you watching
I'll see the elephants
Let's cheer to NASCAR fans
If there's a fantasy
You had seen that show before

Let us smile for your enjoyment
And Roxanne is taking a chore for the scouts

(And now for you nice ladies and gentlemen out there
Who don’t understand the show before
I’d like to do two choruses for viewing)

Watching boy scouts you better get up
They answered back I am not able
Watching boy scouts you better get up
We had destroy the kinescopes after

Watching Boy Scouts you see it out
There's only one show you should watch
My advice to you would be
Is to pay attention to me

You’d better cheering the show
He'll come and go, go and come
Always keep the scouts
If there's crowds cheering
Everybody could held the elephants

There, elephants and Roxanne
I want to cheer the boy scouts
Or how I want to answer questions
Find me to think the brains
That I want to thinking
Find me in a brain sension
That I want to thinking
Find me in a thinking session
That I want to thinking
Hey

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