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Song Parodies -> "Now You Has Chaz"

Original Song Title:

"Now You Has Jazz"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong and Bing Crosby in "High Society"

Parody Song Title:

"Now You Has Chaz"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Gentle folks of AmIright
Please listen up all you cats
And cast an eye,
This parody try
Both "Publickins - "Dem-ol'-krats"
Not about Nancy Pelosi
But one well known gender trade
While ago, not now
Big s'moove, and how!
Dear Chastity - remade

Change the skins,
Outs to ins
Shag that face
Whiskers place
Lose the box
Go with "Cocks"
Add a new horn - to this babe, born
Stick the dick
On the chick
Talkin' bone,
Wood regrown
Scrap a twat
Scrotum squat
Now you has, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz

Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz
Now you
Has,
Now you
Has,
Now you
Has,
Now you has, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz

Chaz,
Chaz,
Chaz,
Chaz,
Chaz
Chaz,
Now you has Chaz,
Now you has Chaz,
Now you has Chaz..

EXTRA REFRAIN
Mold a male
Out of the She
Flatten "Nips"
Take width from the hips
Make "Diddley"
Hang a lance
Right down at the spot
French men ball
And some might call
"Le Chaz hot."
This plain jane
Once a shy Ann
Now, "Bang Cock"
Hormones at the doc
To Sir from mam
Boxers at dawn
On amazon
Child of Star,
Well, there you are
Woman gone..
South of Equator
Up comes the Pole
Body hair
Sprouting everywhere
Reversed hole
Lamb is fleeced
Brand new beast
Out in the west,
Chaz, a king
From queen, pulled her fling
Cloaks
No
Breast

Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has,
Now you has, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz
Now you
Has,
Now you
Has,
Now you
Has,
Now you has, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz

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Lifeliver - May 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Brilliant - edgy stuff and hilarious to boot, raunchy without being directly obscene or offensive, a difficult balance to pull off. One of your best.
AFW - May 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, LL...I appreciate it, thought I'd hit an NC, NV, here...
TJC - May 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Ditto LL. Yer still in fine form, sir!
AFW - May 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Hey, TJ---long time no C...Appreciate your support..

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