Song Parodies -> The Clinkerwocky
| Original Song Title: | "The Jabberwocky" |
| Original Performer: | Lewis Carroll |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Clinkerwocky" |
| Parody Written by: | Richard Astley-Clemas |
For all those who've been inside
!Twas Brixton and the stripes and screws
Did brawl and riot by prison gates
All sectioned were the kiddie fiddlers
And the hard men did shout hate
Beware the Clinkerwock my son
The hands that hit the feet that kick
Beware the Govenor's rules and shun
The furious band of lags
He took his smuggled in sword by hand
Long time the filthy nonce he sought
So rested he by the football field
And stood awhile in thought
And as in murderous thoughts he dwelt
The Clinkerwock with eyes of hate
Came charging through the channels of blood
And berserkered as he came
1-2 1-2- smicker smack
He left it dead with bashed in head
He went to sneak in back
And has thou slain him Clinkerwock
Broken his arm he screamed in shock
Yeh made my day it made my day
He chortled in his joy
Did brawl and riot by prison gates
All sectioned were the kiddie fiddlers
And the hard men did shout hate
Beware the Clinkerwock my son
The hands that hit the feet that kick
Beware the Govenor's rules and shun
The furious band of lags
He took his smuggled in sword by hand
Long time the filthy nonce he sought
So rested he by the football field
And stood awhile in thought
And as in murderous thoughts he dwelt
The Clinkerwock with eyes of hate
Came charging through the channels of blood
And berserkered as he came
1-2 1-2- smicker smack
He left it dead with bashed in head
He went to sneak in back
And has thou slain him Clinkerwock
Broken his arm he screamed in shock
Yeh made my day it made my day
He chortled in his joy
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