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Song Parodies -> "The Bushawocky"
Original Song Title:
"The Jabberwocky"
Original Performer:
Lewis Carroll
Parody Song Title:
"The Bushawocky"
Parody Written by:
Richard Astley-Clemas
The Lyrics
Inspired by the antics of the President
'Twas MOBIL and the slithy SHELL
Did TOTAL and TEXAN in the Wells
All EXONE were the AMOCO
And the BP raths CASTROL
Beware the Bushawock my Son
The hand that grabs the oil that's nabbed
Beware the Yankee fiend and shun
The Furious Sonofabitch
He took his loaded guns in hand
Long time the turbaned one he sought
So rested by the Q8 GULF
And stood awhile on burning sands
And as in oily thought he stared
The Bushawock with eyes of hate
Came charging through the COASTAL wood
Rigged the firepower as it came
1-2-1-2 shoot first questions last
The loaded guns went bang bang bang
And left him dead bullets to head
Then went back for the oil
And hast thou slain him Bushawock
Yes I left him a screaming boy
Bushawack Bushawock calloo callay
This has really made my day
Did TOTAL and TEXAN in the Wells
All EXONE were the AMOCO
And the BP raths CASTROL
Beware the Bushawock my Son
The hand that grabs the oil that's nabbed
Beware the Yankee fiend and shun
The Furious Sonofabitch
He took his loaded guns in hand
Long time the turbaned one he sought
So rested by the Q8 GULF
And stood awhile on burning sands
And as in oily thought he stared
The Bushawock with eyes of hate
Came charging through the COASTAL wood
Rigged the firepower as it came
1-2-1-2 shoot first questions last
The loaded guns went bang bang bang
And left him dead bullets to head
Then went back for the oil
And hast thou slain him Bushawock
Yes I left him a screaming boy
Bushawack Bushawock calloo callay
This has really made my day
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Had me chortling...
I didn't know you could do poetry here! I LOL'd. though you sacrificed some of the pacing. 4-5-5.
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