-> "Thank Swift I Don't"
Original Song Title:
"Thank God I Do"
Parody Song Title:
"Thank Swift I Don't"
The Lyrics
I've seen bands come and
I've seen bands fade away
They're only famous
For six years; a decade
But we've known Taylor
Since like 2003
She'll find a way to
Rock out when a banshee
And I, I'll die alone
I don't know if stardom is a prospect for me
I'll probably sell out too soon
Yeah, her fanbase never fails 'cause she never fails
We're all the dark in the moon
I'll start rejecting
The mainstream every hour
Go see a movie
Without that Barben' power
Swifties are screaming
Up front, they block the screen
Can't see past all these
Girls under age thirteen
Yeah, soon I'm glad I'm home
I don't know if Hollywood can handle this mess
Or if the Big Three* can too
Disregard F-NAF, the streaming, SAG-AFTRA wreck
Is this what they want to do?
I at least am grateful Taylor isn't AI
Though Johnny Cash covered her**
Maybe she's the last thing 'fore this cruel world caves in
Her earthquakes make it a blur
Big as Jesus
She's bigger now
Taylor's Versions
Keep selling out
Won't listen to
"S-L-Dash-T!"
Though all my "friends"
Will goof on me
I don't think the arts will stay diverse and afloat
Thank Swift I don't
We don't know who we are 'cause she's omnipresent
Her merch will go through the roof
So before you're dead, go watch your favorite Era
Forget you love being aloof
Individualism will tank, not like I hoped
Thank Swift I won't!
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