-> "Ann Coulter"
Original Song Title:
"Tom Dooley"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ann Coulter"
The Lyrics
Throughout history
There've been many songs written about some know-it-all women
This next one tells the story of a loose cannon Ivy league graduate
arch-conservative named Ann Coulter...
If she is on television, please turn the... channel...
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense
Speaking against liberals
She thinks she’s so smart
What comes out of her mouth
Smells worse than a fart
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense
Ann Coulter’s platform
Publicity stunt
Hearing one of her speeches
She sounds like a stupid **** (use your imagination!)
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense
CNBC show
She was pathethic
Christians were perfected Jews
Sounded anti-semetic
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense
Your logic is so dense
Your logic is so dense
Your logic is so dense
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