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Song Parodies -> "Battle Against the Computer"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Original Performer:
Julia Ward Howe
Parody Song Title:
"Battle Against the Computer"
Parody Written by:
Reno Rob
The Lyrics
Yes this is on a computer but its the only way to really get my true opinion out. FYI, any Microsoft employees here, be sure to pass this on to Billy boy.
1 The more I use computers the more I hate them each day. Every day they crash on me and waste my time away. Some people think their fun. For me it all amounts to none, unless I’ve got a gun.
Chorus:
Yes I really hate computers, every day I hate computers. Nothing but mental abusers, oh I hate computers.
2 The programs seize on me, my mouse it regularly dies. Man’s technology our friend it’s all a bunch of lies. Scanners, printers and fax machines they all just make me scream like some sick evil dream.
Chorus:
How I really hate computers. Psychological abusers. Not really friendly to users, how I hate computers.
3 Windows, Apple whatever yes it’s always just the same, any computer I touch it turns completely lame. That Billy Gates he’s cursed me now for over 30 years, I’d love to kick his rear!
Chorus :
Yes I do hate technology, no that crap is just not for me. Go ahead call me a luddite, I proudly say that’s right!
4 I like crappy computers that are nothing more than junk , shoot em up to smithereens just like some worthless punk. The only way that I can get over computer rage is with my old 12 gauge!
Chorus :
Computers always give me fits. Test my patience to the last wit. Grab the old shotgun and use it to blast that thing to shit.
Chorus:
Yes I really hate computers, every day I hate computers. Nothing but mental abusers, oh I hate computers.
2 The programs seize on me, my mouse it regularly dies. Man’s technology our friend it’s all a bunch of lies. Scanners, printers and fax machines they all just make me scream like some sick evil dream.
Chorus:
How I really hate computers. Psychological abusers. Not really friendly to users, how I hate computers.
3 Windows, Apple whatever yes it’s always just the same, any computer I touch it turns completely lame. That Billy Gates he’s cursed me now for over 30 years, I’d love to kick his rear!
Chorus :
Yes I do hate technology, no that crap is just not for me. Go ahead call me a luddite, I proudly say that’s right!
4 I like crappy computers that are nothing more than junk , shoot em up to smithereens just like some worthless punk. The only way that I can get over computer rage is with my old 12 gauge!
Chorus :
Computers always give me fits. Test my patience to the last wit. Grab the old shotgun and use it to blast that thing to shit.
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My feelings. Exactly.
Ditto- 555!
Yup.
Right on bro
Took part in a video many years ago. Some folks gathered a bunch of old TV sets in an abandoned rock quarry. We shot at them with everything from an M-1 Carbine to a black powder 1873 Springfield. One guy used a roman candle and a homemade firecracker. A lady threw an old portable off a cliff. Another guy shot an arrow through the picture screen. Then another guy with a scoped rifle centered a computer screen and punched it from 100 yards away. Lots of fun. You ought to check your paragraph spacing. Made it a bit difficult to read. Blame it on the computer, of course.
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